{"product_id":"cthulhu-keep-your-sanity-playing-cards","title":"Cthulhu (Keep Your Sanity) Playing Cards","description":"\u003cb\u003ePhantasms of the Abyss: The Cthulhu Mythos Collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom the eerie depths of R'lyeh to the ink-splattered pages of those grimoires your mother warned you about, prepare to dive into the delightful madness of H.P. Lovecraft. This isn't just any deck of cards—it's a sanity-testing artefact that may have you questioning your grip on reality (or at least your poker face).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Three Degrees of Madness\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eChoose your plunge into the abyss with three distinct editions:\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep Your Sanity Edition: A charmingly classic foray into Lovecraftian horror, for those who like their madness with a side of sanity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsanity Unleashed Edition (Limited to 500): The crème de la crème for collectors. Boasting Gilded Edges and a high chance of Cold Foil on the cards. True to Lovecraft's style, the finer details of this edition will keep you guessing until you break the seals (cue ominous music).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Heathens Edition: A no-nonsense variant designed for clarity, featuring “clean” face cards—perfect for those who prefer their tentacles on the down-low.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Artifact: Design \u0026amp; Craftsmanship\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Grimoire Tuck Box: Crafted to look like an ancient leather-bound tome, with a cheeky biography of H.P. Lovecraft hidden inside (because who doesn’t love a bit of light reading?).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3D Foil Deck Jacket: A fancy outer sleeve featuring 3D foil technology that makes the Great Old One feel almost tangible (and slightly more terrifying).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Puzzle Deck: Each card is a piece of a larger nightmare. Arrange them correctly, and voilà—a stunning mural emerges! Each edition hides a different masterpiece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTentacle Fan: The card backs are designed to create a squirming mass of tentacles when fanned out, giving your deck a life of its own (much like your last Tinder date).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull Custom Art: Every Pip and Court card showcases iconic Lovecraftian creatures and sanity-bending scenes, illustrated with a hauntingly precise touch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cb\u003eTechnical Specifications\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Set: 55 Poker-sized cards (52 standard + 2 Jokers + 1 Special Cthulhu Card—because why not?).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eManufacturing: Produced by The Key Card Playing Cards Company, so you know it's legit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium Finish: Printed on Neoclassic Stock with a Supreme Finish—ideal for cardistry, magic, or summoning the odd eldritch horror.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cb\u003eH.P. Lovecraft\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"GABANGEL","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56840317075780,"sku":"CARDSCTHU_KEEP","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/1826\/4644\/files\/80620-full.png?v=1781241952","url":"https:\/\/www.handpickedmagic.com\/products\/cthulhu-keep-your-sanity-playing-cards","provider":"Hand Picked Magic ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}