{"product_id":"fore-play-the-crazy-compass-or-road-sign-routine-on-acid-by-jonathan-royle-mixed-media-download-1","title":"Fore-Play (The Crazy Compass or Road Sign Routine On Acid) by Jonathan Royle Mixed Media DOWNLOAD","description":"\u003cp\u003eTaking a leaf out of Milbourne Christopher's \"Hi-Sign\" and other twists on the Crazy Compass or Magic Road Sign Routine, Jonathan Royle delivers a side-splitting, fast-paced comedy script that's definitely not for the kiddies! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRoyle’s given it a fresh spin with two cheeky road-sign endings that pop up in place of the arrows on either side of the sign. (\u003cem\u003eJust when you thought it couldn't get any funnier!\u003c\/em\u003e) \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis routine is a flexible 5-to-8-minute opener, guaranteed to get your audience chuckling and primed for what’s next. Sure, the one-liners are a bit on the risqué side, but they’ve been audience-tested to death and consistently bring the house down. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe focus here? Teaching the blokes in the crowd how to really nail \"Fore-Play\" with their partners. As the sign’s arrow keeps magically shifting direction, it does so in perfect harmony with the punchlines, visually punctuating the jokes for maximum laughs! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlongside the step-by-step script, you’ll find a treasure trove of additional one-liners that you can sprinkle into the routine at your discretion. This means you’ve got the bones of a full 15-minute act that’s ready for adult comedy clubs and cabaret nights. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou’ll receive custom-designed artwork in three sizes: 8cm by 8cm for close-up gigs, 15cm by 15cm for parlour shows, and a whopping 25cm by 25cm for those massive stages. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe PDF instructions come packed with a detailed comedy script and a link to a training video. Pair that with the included photos, and you’ll be well on your way to crafting your own \u003cb\u003eFore-Play\u003c\/b\u003e comedy road sign gimmick for this routine. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis isn’t just any old routine; it’s a professional \"worker\" piece and an absolute bargain at this price. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut a word to the wise – this is strictly for adults and definitely not for the easily offended.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jonathan Royle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56485389304132,"sku":"DMFOREPLAY","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/1826\/4644\/files\/59388-full_6fde5dbd-61df-46f0-bf71-14210e782cf7.png?v=1772954396","url":"https:\/\/www.handpickedmagic.com\/products\/fore-play-the-crazy-compass-or-road-sign-routine-on-acid-by-jonathan-royle-mixed-media-download-1","provider":"Hand Picked Magic ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}