The bullet-proof force that has captivated both performers and their audiences now comes in a fresh format that puts YOU firmly in the creative driver’s seat.
The Smart Ass Index Cards are large, lined index-style cards that your audience will recognise immediately. BUT, thanks to the clever Smart Ass forcing method hidden within, you can force just about anything! Objects, locations, names, products, people, animals—there are no limits here (seriously, go wild).
These Smart Ass Index Cards aren’t your run-of-the-mill office supplies. Crafted from the ground up, they’re thick, custom-made cards with a linen finish, reminiscent of premium playing cards (because who doesn’t love a touch of class?).
And while they look like your standard index cards to the audience, the thickness allows for bold, printed names and designs without any pesky bleed-through (no one wants a blurry mess).
These are the largest Smart Ass cards we’ve ever produced. At a whopping 4 x 6 inches, they’re visible from the back of the biggest theatre or banquet hall—no video support required! Each set comes in a lovely hard-shell carrying box that looks suspiciously like it just rolled off the shelves of an office supply store (we won't tell if you don't).
Resetting from show to show is a doddle and takes mere seconds. With these index cards, you can confidently perform in a large venue while still being able to wow up close at a house party or parlor-sized gathering (because variety is the spice of life).
The Smart Ass Index Cards are a brilliant addition to your Nobrainer prediction or any similar revelation when you need the perfect force of anything that can fit on a card.
Included with Smart Ass Index Cards:
54 lined index cards, ready for your creative genius. They measure 4 x 6 inches.
A stylish hard-shell carrying box that looks like it’s fresh from the office supply aisle.
A jumbo permanent marker so you can dive into customisation straight away.
A video tutorial where Bill walks you through customising your cards and gives a basic performance rundown.
Bill shares one of his favourite routines, McCombical Beans, which uses a couple of bits from the grocery store and your Smart Ass Index Cards.
Also included is the 'Customize Your Smart Ass' book in downloadable PDF format—your creative springboard to craft an original routine of your own.
If you’re after a way to force ANYTHING that’s utterly foolproof, entertaining, uses props everyone recognises, AND can be seen from the back row of any venue, look no further—the Smart Ass Index Cards are your new best mate!
